Useless Inventions

Nothing could ever be more useless than these ones that Room 12b have been writing about.
The butter stick , Shwepers , Shumbrellas and Handipants. They sound weird , and are quite useless.
Each person in our class had to chose just one of them to write and persuade the others to buy this invention. I chose butter stick , it seemed the most helpful thing that was there.

Here is my butter stick writing -

Have you ever thought of having a butter stick? Well now you can!

The butter stick is the most popular thing that is made from butter!

Why you need it , you say?

Well no knives are needed! Keep them for something else! Butter stick does all!

It saves dishes by no knives and its stain free! So the mother doesn’t need the chores, butter sticks are good in three ways - 1. Take off lid and butter on your food. 2. Put back on lid when finished buttering.  3. Slip back into pocket, and done!

So where do you put it?

It is portable and easily to slip into that little pocket of yours! It is much, much easier than normal butter. With no more heavy sticky butter, the stick has taken the lead of butter nation! Normal butter usually sticks to your pocket , but butter stick has the unique lid for all those trouble things!  

Oh now you want the reviews? Interesting ..  

People have had it and enjoyed it! They said great , and positive things about it!

(See , happy now? You’ve gotten those wonderful reviews!) They even insist on you getting it! Since they have been much easier than knives, butter sticks are actually 9.5 rated! Shame butter containers! Shame on you! Butter sticks are much better quality!

When going to get breakfast, and have some toast, they got no butter? Well luckily the butter stick invention saves everyone! (Well, only share if you want too.)

From all over the world butter sticks have gone viral!

They are also in shops! Ermahgerd! :0

With forgetting all those dairy butter containers, use the easy butter stick!

Especially with the ratings they won't be in stores for ages! So, get online, and stash as many butter sticks as you can before it's too late! Sold on ebay, with only 50 left, butter sticks are soon gone, forever…